Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Yuck

There is piece of lettuce on the bathroom wall here at work...what the hell is that all about? I don't want to know anything about it. I just want someone to do something about it. It's quite troubling.

Did you see???

Did you see the Osbournes last night? Yet another example of how stupid people from Wisconsin people look every day on TV.

Here is what happened...

I guess Sharon had some sort of auction to benefit the children of Uganda. This chicky named Laura maxes out her credit cards to be the big winner by donating $20,000. What is the prize? A day with the Osbournes. And lucky us, we get to watch the horrific results of the visit. I was amazed she was able to walk upright!! I mean, when they showed her walk, it was like watching a dancing bear!

Where do these people come from? I know she's from Appleton, but WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! She claims she's a singer, so she's singing for the family and it's so bad that Kelly basically just laughs. When she sings for Ozzy, he just walks away. Then she claims she can play the drums and they show her doing her best "Animal" (you know...from the Muppets) impression on the drums. OMG!!! She talks about her band...she talks about how good her voice is...this can't be real...Please tell me this is some sort of sick joke.

The next time any of you feel like you're life is going nowhere, or you just need a 'pick me up'...Click here... It'll make you feel better about yourself...make sure to check out the clip of her playing the drums...you'll never be the same.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Typical Wisconsin?

OK...this guy is just plain nuts...HORNY MAN!

Now this is not typical Wisconsin behavior...I've lived on this Earth for 34 years and never said to myself "Hey, I'm going over yonder to get me one of them cows!"...although, there are a few ex-girlfriends...never mind. :)

have fun...stay safe...

Grettings all...

Well, this is the first of many posts regarding things that are going on. I've got a lot going on...in the last year I've gotten a new job, bought my first house, got married and we are expecting our first kid in June! AND I'm in the middle of recording a CD with a band known as the Brazilians (don't ask).

Also, I'm a huge sports fan, so I'll be posting about various local and national sports happenings as well...so...here we go...